Convert or I’ll kill ya….Best video game evah……

Cross Posted by   stikNstein…has no mercy

LEFT BEHIND…ETERNAL FORCES
Better choose a side in the War on Christmas…..or else!

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Filed under War On Christmas Toy Boycotts
Boy this is tough……what happens when secular Santa brings you a Christian video game….where your goal is to kill the secular non-believers…….
DANG….A Christmas conundrum……
WOOT…..The Rapture has come and gone….only Gay, Atheist, Muslim, Jew and
various other nonbelieving scum left……

Picking the side to play can be difficult. Join the dark side, hook up with the Antichrist and grab all the souls you can….

OR

Join the righteous, Convert the sinners who are willing……and
Kill all the rest.(though you do get extra spirit points if ya can get’em to pray)…uh…. before ya kill ‘em.

Damn….finally a video game for us Christians. Just seeing the smiles of little Billy and Susie will be uplifting as they look under the tree on Christmas morning to find they can be real Christian soldiers. Imagine their squeals of joy as they mow down with extreme prejudice, the non-believing Jews, Muslims and Catholics God left behind.

Left Behind Games’ president, Jeffrey Frichner, says the game actually is pacifist because players lose “spirit points” every time they gun down nonbelievers rather than convert them.
“(BUT)They can earn spirit points again by having their character pray.” .

DO YOU KNOW FOR SURE THAT THEY ARE REALLY ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS? OR ARE THEY JUST TRYING TO SAVE THEIR SCURVY BLACK INFIDEL HEARTS?
WHO CARES!!!!!
STIK SEZ….(gamer tip) If you can get enough of them to pray, your bonus spirit points will more than cover you if you have to kill ‘em later……. GOD HAS YOUR BACK…..HE’LL SORT ‘EM OUT……..

When asked about the Arab and Muslim-sounding names, Frichner said the game does not endorse prejudice. But “Muslims are not believers in Jesus Christ” — and thus can’t be on Christ’s side in the game. “That is so obvious,” he said. “You are fighting a defensive battle in the game,”….. Frichner, whose previous company produced Bible software, said of combatting the Antichrist. “You are a sort of a freedom fighter.”

Reviews however, have been split……

Jeff Gerstmann, senior editor at Gamespot.com, an online publication, said the game isn’t popular. The game itself, which Gamespot rated 3.4 out of a possible 10, has lots of glitches.
“And it’s kind of crazy,” Gerstmann said. “One of the evil characters is a rock musician. … If you get too close to him your spirit is lowered.”

But Plugged In, a publication of the conservative Christian group Focus on the Family, gave the game a “thumbs-up.” The reviewer called it “the kind of game that Mom and Dad can actually play with Junior — and use to raise some interesting questions along the way.”

INTERESTING QUESTIONS?….YOU BET

Santa brought you the game…………
But which side is he really on?

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One Comment on “Convert or I’ll kill ya….Best video game evah……”


  1. Just unbelievable! I quoted you on my blog today with link back to you.


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