Merry Smithmas……

Here at wowoc, our crack staff of ex pages and interns don’t want to leave any IED’s ( Interpetations of Every Denomination) left uncovered in this War…….

We have ur Pagans,

ur Atheists,

ur Christians,

ur General non-belivers

So welcome our newest combatants……The Former Mormans…..

so…..MERRY SMITHMAS TO ONE AND ALL

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At the Salamander Society we’ve found the largest collection of Smithmas songs, poems, and general history anywhere. This is a big deal considering we just discovered them this morning. Were telling you….these people have checked their list twice!

I’ll be Home for Smithmas

12/01/2006 – Grape Nephi

I’ll be home for Smithmas
You can count on me
Please have snow and green Jell-O
for your RM just me

Smithmas Eve will find me
Home Teaching Brother Gleams
I’ll be home for Smithmas
If only in my dreams

PLUS……the best side by side comparison of Santa and Jesus you’ll find outside of the bible……..uh…..or in the Bible.

Jesus & Santa in the Scriptures

12/13/2002 – by anonymous

Jesus Christ Santa Claus
Has white hair like wool (Rev 1:14) Has white hair like wool
Has a beard (Isaiah 50:6) Has a beard
Comes in red apparel Isaiah (63:1-2) Comes in red apparel
Hour of His coming is a mystery (Luke 12:40; Mark 13:33) Hour of his coming is a mystery
Comes from the North where He lives (Ezekiel 1:4; Psalm 48:2) Comes from the North where he lives: North Pole
Is a carpenter (Mark 6:3) Is a toy carpenter
Comes as a thief in the night (Matthew 24:43-44) Comes as a thief in the night. Even gains entrance to homes as a thief.
Omnipotent — all powerful (Rev 19:6) Omnipotent — can deliver all the toys of the world in one night
Omniscient — knows all (Hebrews 4:13; 1 John 3:20) Omniscient — knows if you have been good or bad, for the entire year
Omnipresent (Psalm 139:7-10; Ephesians 4:6; John 3:13) Omnipresent — sees when you wake or sleep. Has to be everywhere at once to be able to deliver all the toys in one short night.
Ageless, eternal (Rev 1:8; 21:6) Lives forever
Lives in men (1 Cor 3:16; 2 Cor 6:16-17) Lives in the hearts of children
Giver of Gifts (Ephesians 4:8) Giver of Gifts.
Absolute Truth (John 14:6) 14. (1 Tim 1:4; 4:7; 2 Tim 4:4) Absolute Fable –
Sits on a throne (Rev 5:1; Heb 1:8) Sits on a throne
We are told to boldly go to the throne of Grace for our needs (Heb 4:16) Children are bidden to approach his throne to ask for anything they want
Commands children to obey parents Tells children to obey parents
Wants little children to come to Him (Mark 10:14) Bids children to come unto him
Judges (Rom 14:10; Rev 20:2) Judges whether you were good or bad
Everlasting Father (Isa 9:6; Heb 12:2) Father Christmas
Christ Child (Matt 1:23; Luke 2:11-12) Kris Kringle (means christ child)
Worthy of Prayers and Worship (Rev 5:14 Hebrews 1:6) Prayers and worship to “St. Nick” by children
Lord of Hosts (Mal 3:5; Isa 8:13; Psalms 24:10) Lord over a host of elves – (In Druidic religion, elves are demons or tree spirits
God says, “Ho, ho … (Zechariah 2:6) Santa says, “Ho, ho, ho …”
Prince of Peace, the Image of God (Isa 9:6; Hebrews 1:3) Symbol of World Peace, the image of the Christmas Season

Little is known about the LDS……but then we didn’t know much about Druids before we declared this war on the War on Christmas.

We welcome these folks into the fold…………………..

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Of the War On the War On Christmas.(COWOWOC)
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