The War on Christmas takes it’s toll…..Real-ly Bad Santas

Cross Posted by stikNstein…has no mercy

Ya think Billy Bob Thornton was a Bad Santa?

Would you hand your kid over to one of these Guys?

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Then again…..

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HEY, it’s still not too late to get in on the CONFLICT and FUN of the Christmas WARS!!! Late bloomers are welcome…

Too many folks are trying to declare the Christmas Wars over! Barbara Ehrenreich at Huffington Post declares she has found an “exit strategy” (not too far away from our own secret plan)…

“At the post office last week, where I was stocking up on stamps for the above-mentioned cards, I struggled over the seasonal options: Chanukah, Kwanza, Eid (the post-Ramadan Muslim holiday), or a traditional Virgin and Child. “You should get a sheet of each,” the postmistress helpfully suggested, “More and more people are doing that.” So I did, and I now declare the war is over – the War on Christmas anyway.”

Billy Sunshine, among our friends at KRXA in Monterery, CA, has been on the frontlines of the war for awhile now, and he sent us his poem written during the truce called after last year’s wars…

War on Christmas Poem – January 2005

By Billy Sunshine

Twas the weeks before Christmas and all through the nation
Everybody was squabbling thanks to the Fox station.

The war on Christmas they told us has started.
It stank up the holiday like someone has farted.

When out of my TV there came such a chatter,
Just so the guys who owned Fox would get fatter.

Say Merry Christmas or else I won’t buy
You need to bow to us Christians or else you should DIE!

Serving hatred for Christmas is Fox’s way of sharing,
Instead of Christ’s message of joy, peace and caring.

So this was the year of the Christmas divide.
There should be nowhere on Earth O’Reilly and Gibson can hide.

To Murdoch and the Saudi’s who make holidays mean
Can’t you find some other way to make some more green?

Now the Holiday’s over, the bad vibes can stop.
Now we know it for sure…you’re the worst of the crop.

…Shopping days dwindle, but it’s never too late to jump into the Christmas Wars! R. J. Eskow over at the aforementioned Post has just now gotten around to issuing his fatwa against what he calls the “Christmas of the Fist” in the name of salvaging the “Christmas of the Heart”!

It’s the other Christmas I’m declaring war against – the political Christmas, the state-sponsored Christmas promoted by the government (and by that quasigovernmental agency called Fox News).

I’m declaring war on the Christmas that’s used by demagogues like O’Reilly to divide people. I’m declaring war on the Christmas that has more to do with the principles of Karl Rove than it does with the principles of Jesus Christ. I’m declaring war on the Christmas of the haters, the bullies, the war-lovers, the shouters, the interrupters.”

More fun for everyone!

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