How to make naughty kids nice…..Santas (not so nice) Christmas allies

Cross Posted by stikNstein…has no mercy

Were not really sure which side of the war on Christmas these folks fall on.
You see there is no Geneva Convention governing the rules of engagement in the Christmas wars…..and while we’re finding out pretty much anything goes…..these would probably be considered by the U.N. as “Serious Violations”……

Bad Boys…Bad Boys…whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do when Santa comes for you…..

 South Carolina mother has son arrested for playing with Christmas present
Via BRIETBART

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) – A fed-up mother had her 12-year-old son arrested for allegedly rummaging through his great-grandmother’s things and playing with his Christmas present early.The mother called police Sunday after learning her son had disobeyed orders and repeatedly taken a Game Boy from its hiding place at his grandmother’s house next door and played with it. He was arrested on petty larceny charges, taken to the local police station in handcuffs and held until his mother picked him up after church.

Well at least she was at Church. Obviously a spare the rod spoil the kid kinda thing.

“It was only to teach my son a lesson. He’s been going through life doing things…and getting away with it.” “I only want positive things out of it…There’s no need for him to act this way”……..

MERRY CHRISTMAS SON…….

BUT HEY…..This is nothing compared to how they keep the kids in line in Austria. As part of the “scared straight” holiday festivities they make sure all kids are shown what happens to Bad little boys and girls.

MEET KRAMPUS!

St. Nicholas, also known as Santa Claus, has companions in some cultures, and often these companions are as evil as Claus is depicted as good. Some of the companions take on more monstrous forms. Krampus and Klaubauf are variously depicted as horned, shaggy, bestial, or demonic. In many depictions the Krampus looks like popular images of the Devil, complete with red skin, cloven hooves, and short horns.

This shot from the 20minutos.es daily gallery is taken in Austria, where on December 6 the Krampus appear in parades, with the goal of punishing children who behave badly.

Wow, this could put a damper on Susie’s enthusiasm to attend.

“Hurry up Susie and put your coat on…it’s almost time for the Christmas parade.”
“Well…uh…Mommy….uh…maybe I could stay home and mop the kitchen floor after I cleaned my room.”
“No Susie….you know it’s Parade day…..all your friends will be there….and Santa too.”
“But…uh mommy….will there be bad things at the parade this year?”
“Why Susie…..only bad little girls and boys will see bad things….and you’ve been a good girl….Well, Haven’t You?”
“Um…yes Mommy….but I’m gonna scrub the bathroom before we go …OK?”
Sure honey…..but hurry…..we’ll wait for you in the car………….

I guess the happily smiling mother figures serving her little girl up to a demon will provide enough nightmares over the next year to keep the little tyke cleaning her room and making her bed…..

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GIVE HER AN IDEA WHAT MIGHT BE HIDING UNDER IT…….

OTHER NEWS FROM THE BATTLE LINES:

More on Krampus from Sunbeams From Cucumbers
The slightly more civilized (c)Hanukkah at COWOWOC.
The Santafication of Christmas.
Yoda Santa or Soccer Jesus?
It’s the Battle of the Bulge….Santa’s bulge….Germany looses again at COWOWOC.
Only 11, 17, 20, or 21, shopping days left until your chosen holiday assuming you celebrate one which is still completely cool if you don’t!

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