It’s the Battle of the Bulge….Santa’s bulge….Germany looses again

 Cross Posted from  stiknstein…has no mercy

In The War on Christmas……It seems Hitler Santas can’t find an ally…..even on Christmas.


Via CNN:

“BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) — A German chain of shops has removed miniature wooden Santa Claus figures from its shelves and destroyed them after customers complained it looked like they were giving the stiff-armed Hitler salute that is outlawed.”It looks like he’s just pointing up to the sky and we were surprised that anyone saw the so-called ‘Hitler salute’ in that. But we responded and had the entire inventory removed and destroyed.”

Course it probably didn’t help that a German company was selling  them……Heh.

We guess those Boys from Brazil will miss their favorite stocking stuffer this year………………….


Meanwhile :

The State of Maine has Santas Back……..No swilling Santa up heah!

Via USA Today:

PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — A beer distributor says Maine is being a Scrooge by barring it from selling a beer with a label depicting Santa Claus enjoying a pint of brew.

In a complaint filed in federal court, Shelton Brothers accuses the Maine Bureau of Liquor Enforcement of censorship for denying applications for labels for Santa’s Butt Winter Porter and two other beers it wants to sell in Maine.


The dispute recalls a similar squabble last year when Connecticut told Shelton Brothers it had problems with its Seriously Bad Elf ale.

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5 Comments on “It’s the Battle of the Bulge….Santa’s bulge….Germany looses again”

  1. Brandon Says:

    Thanks ever so much! I laughed so hard that Mistletoe berries dripped out of a part of my body that I really don’t want to name specifically because I don’t know what they call it up at the North Pole.

    Perhaps you’d be interested in our Benito Mussolini Elf figurines or our Joseph Stalin Jack Frost dolls? Our FATHER CHRISTMAS ACTION WRESTLING FIGURINES are always a real help as is our anatomically correct MRS CLAUS DOLL.

    We also have the UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY OF RUDOLF THE RED NOSED REINDEER, Volumes I and II. Volume I details his growing up in a homophobic environment with his father, Donner and how his glowing red nose was a hsyterical conversion reaction to growing up gay in a very cold and repressive environment. Volume II deals with his coming out of the closet and the REAL reason why Santa put him infront of the other reindeer. Note–it had NOTHING to do with that glowing red nose.

  2. dumb3ox Says:

    Great stuff, Brandon!

  3. waroc Says:

    Joseph Stalin Jack Frost Dolls………Bwahahahahah
    You asked for it
    Here come the Jesus Action figures


  4. Planet Moron Says:

    Those New Englanders need to let a notch or two out of their shoe buckles and lighten up a bit. In the Keystone state we get Troegs Mad Elf barleywine-style ale. Cherries, spices, and 11% alcohol. That should provide some holiday cheer.

  5. Does that mean that Hitler was just pointing at the sky? Interesting how you got Germany, Santa, and beer all in the same post with two distinct stories. Makes me want to pop open a soda. Great Post.

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