In the War on Christmas……your kids deserve the right tools

Cross Posted from stikNstein…has no mercy

Back in the 60’s…..Stik had a lot of young married friends determined to raise their kids toy gun free. You know, why buy your kids things that just promote violence?
I remember sitting on the porch one afternoon with a mom who was bragging how ” HER” kids would never play with guns…..
Then a pack of neighborhood kids comes scampering through the yard chasing some imaginary bad guys including her kids who had the best guns you ever saw…..made of a stick……
Heh…..I kept my mouth shut.

Any of these gifts would be perfect for …..uh sombody……..

THE MARSHMALLOW GUN

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THE….uh…BAT GUN

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THE RUBBERBAND GATLIN GUN


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THE “SOFT” PAINTBALL GUN

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IF YOU HAVE THIS GUN….DO NOT GIVE IT TO YOUR KID
IT SELLS FOR AROUND $2000.00 ON EBAY
THE BUCK ROGERS RAY GUN

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THE LOTS OF SWALLOWABLE PIECES GUN

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THE SOAK YOUR SISTER GUN

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AND OF COURSE THE CLASSIC
SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT GUN

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AT THESE PRICES YOU CAN AFFORD
TO SHOOT YOUR OWN EYE OUT TOO!

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