WWLRHD?

A new ad campaign sponsored by “WakeUpWalMart.com,” an anti-WalMart organization backed by the United Food and Commercial Workers Union asks “Would Jesus shop at Wal-Mart?”
If you are like us, you are outraged that a mainstream labor organization purporting to represent 1.3 million hard-working Americans would use a sacred religious figure to peddle a partisan [...]

They’re baaa-aaack. (The trees, that is.)

In an act as insensitive as it was non-inclusive, workers atSeattle-Tacoma International Airport began yesterday to defy management’s edict that all offense-causing Christmas trees be removed from the facility and started setting up their own Christmas-centric displays.
These wholly unsanctioned artificial evergreens, displaying no respect whatsoever for the fact that they do not directly aid in [...]

Winter Season Carols For Everyone

No doubt you feel a little uneasy breaking out the old holiday classics in these multi-cultural times, what with their offending religiosity and culture-centric exclusionary references.
Well, now you can gather everyone around for a good old sing-a-long without fear of alienation as we have cleansed the lyrics of all potentially offensive content while still preserving [...]

Merry Smithmas……

Here at wowoc, our crack staff of ex pages and interns don’t want to leave any IED’s ( Interpetations of Every Denomination) left uncovered in this War…….
We have ur Pagans,

ur Atheists,
ur Christians,
ur General non-belivers
So welcome our newest combatants……The Former Mormans…..
so…..MERRY SMITHMAS TO ONE AND ALL

At the Salamander Society we’ve found the largest collection of Smithmas [...]

HappY (C)hanukkah!

Crossposted at:
Woman Honor Thyself

Gather round friends…story time.
(Got ya popcorn?..Tis a looooooooong one. Heh)
Once upon a time in Israel..ahem ..sorry..at that time known as “Judea” (I know, I know..so technical!)..the Jewish people, who were farmers, and shepherds (that’s right..not doctors and lawyers).. were ruled by various kings and made pilgrimages to the stunning Temple in [...]

Only 11, 17, 20, or 21, shopping days left until your chosen holiday assuming you celebrate one which is still completely cool if you don’t!

This is a treacherous season for those of us who do not wish to unwittingly cause offense to someone and thus become caught up in the withering crossfire of the “War on Chirstmas.” To help you traverse this cultural battlefield unscathed, we offer the following guidance:
Conversational Tips:
NO: I’ve always considered Jesus, our Lord God in [...]

Happy Chrisnakah…or is it Chanamas?

By Angel Crossposted at: WomanHonorThyself
O gosh do ya hear the naysayers already.. Kvetching (ask yer Jewish friend..heh) and whining…I haven’t even gobbled down the last of my candy corn Halloween candy, haven’t finished mah leftover stuffing from Thanksgiving, and already the stores are booming Rudolph and Frosty tunes. Oiy. What is it about [...]

Chicago City Fathers/Mothers: Baby Jesus Haters?

From Freedom Folks…
Video Report: Christkindlmarket
New Line Cinemas new film “The Nativity” was denied the opportunity to sponsor Chicago’s Christkindlmarket. The city’s first spin was that it would be “offensive” for the movie to be a sponsor, which didn’t play well. Their second spin was that it was too commercial, well, Mercedes-Benz; Deloitte; Lufthansa and the [...]

It’s the War on Christmas…..think of the KIDS!

SEE WHAT YOU DID?

C.O.W.O.W.O.C. LINKAGE TONIGHT
Sister Toldjah has Charlie Brown…..so there!
Treppenwitz celebrates Noggin, Dude!(not war related but great egg nog post)
Angel at Woman Honor Thyself wonders just exactly who are we offending?
Captains Quarters gives a spelling lesson.
Leaning Straight Up has Charlie Brown again….
Pirates Cove is working the Nativty…you go Teach!
Wally Whateley sez let the war [...]

WAR ON CHRISTMAS season officially starts today

Cross posted from stikNstein… has no mercy
YES……IT’S BLACK FRIDAY…..Oh sure…….everybody says it is the first day when businesses around the country are profitable…….sorry……whoever came up with that Idea never worked in RETAIL….they might work in accounting….but not in RETAIL……you workers out there know what I mean. But few of you know the real origins and [...]