Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

Cross Posted by Stiknstein…has no mercy

Just recieved this in my email from one of my Brilliant but Disturbed friends….

1. Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia – I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic – Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..

6. Paranoid – Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
He knows when you’ve been sleeping….
He knows when you’re awake…..
He knows if you’ve been good or bad….

7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells

HAT TIP TO NGENESIS

A TOTALLY UNRELATED BUT FUNNY LINK……Teh Gheys Destroy Christmas!

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