Flamingo-on-Santa Violence
When will the madness end?
How many blow-molded plastic figurines must be sacrificed? How many polymer inflatables must be put down before this vicious cycle of violence is over? Surely Santa will retaliate. And where does that end? When there are finally no more left to kill?
How long must it be before the pink flamingo and air-driven
Santa realize that maybe they aren’t so different after all. Yes, one is hard-sided and staked to the ground while the other is lightly tethered and powered by a hairdryer.
But that is nothing compared to what they have in common, such as bringing joy to the face of a child, dressing up an otherwise drab yard, and being the repeated target of neighborhood vandals.
And really, shouldn’t that be enough?
J.
Cross posted at Planet Moron.
