Killing the annual Christmas Tree…….

Cross Posted by stikNstein…has no mercy

We know some of you are not able (or willing) to deal with the hassle of Christmas tree shopping/installing/decorating……not to mention the mess of all those needles and tinsel when you have to take it down……..

Or maybe you’re one of those “LIVE tree” huggers that just can’t bring yourself to kill one for your holiday enjoyment.

Well, you probably realize the EPA has established new restrictions on the Bag Limits for wild Christmas Trees. Like many traditions that are tossed by the wayside in The War on Christmas…….Fewer and fewer Christmas tree hunters venture out after the first frost to hunt down and bag the limit of baby Frasier firs, White Pines, or even that elusive Colorado Blue Spruce.
And….. while rare….. you still may get a glimpse of a proud Dad driving home with that trophy tree strapped to the roof of the SUV

BUT MOSTLY….

THEY GROW ‘EM……LIKE CORN, PUMPKINS, AND,YES…BRUSSEL SPROUTS.

CORN:

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CHRISTMAS TREES:

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PUMPKINS:

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CHRISTMAS TREES:

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BRUSSEL SPROUTS:

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CHRISTMAS TREES:

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BUT

AS A SPECIAL SERVICE…..
TO MAINTAIN OUR NEUTRAL CREDIBILITY…..
AND DEMONSTRATE WE DON’T TAKE SIDES IN THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS…..

Exclusive at the Coalition Of the War On the War ON Christmas…..
We recuited a few of the laid off Congressional Page Tipline phone answerers and had them scour the internet just for you……
We at COWOWOC believe we have found the solution…….

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DON’T BELIEVE US?……HEH…….GO HERE FOR YOUR FREE TREE!
(DISCLAIMER: only a few trees were killed in this endeavor…..they are in your printer.)

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